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[Epic Battle Fantasy]

A very well made game that isn't much fun.

It lacks too many RPG conventions that I'm used to. Just jumping into battles without any intermission doesn't give it any build up. No rising action, besides incrementally more difficult enemies. There's no clear goal, as the enemies (the only other established characters) don't follow a shared overall theme. It all just felt too uncomfortable. I don't want to give it a numerical rating because the art and animation is excellent and I hope you go on to make more games, but there are too many flaws here for me to say I enjoyed myself while playing this game. Please don't jump on the score I'm giving and hate on me for it, because rating it on a linear scale doesn't give it justice.

[Portal Defenders]

Effin' Great!

A totally addicting game! I've got done all the achievements except for the one where you need to eat 5 brains. I've beaten the game like 10 times with various characters and there hasn't been enough brains. :(

But anyway, if you're having trouble and you don't have as much patience as I do to figure out the boss strategies and meanwhile you're yanking out your pubes in frustration like I was, here ya go, my personal strategies to beat the bosses:
Boss 1: If you're using a fast character, try to time running back and forth so that you can get the boss to hit himself/his minions with his launch attack. Otherwise just pummeling him will be better.
Boss 2: Bombs away! He doesn't move very fast so bombs work well on him.
Boss 3: Don't make it a priority to make the boss use his rockets on himself. Try to use bombs when he's about to get into a horizontal line with you. Run around a lot.
Boss 4: Try to ignore the hatless dude when he transforms and focus on the hat wearing guy. The hatless dude will counter your attacks ONLY IF you are in range of them. Your character has a longer range so as long as you keep him at weapon's length away you shouldn't get hit once from him (this is after you take out the hat guy).
Boss 5: It took me too many tries to beat him, but I've figured out it's best to try and separate the zombies from the main boss. If you're all clustered together, what's going to happen is a zombie will bite you leaving your vulnerable for the boss to launch his shoop da woop, crippling your health.

Overall strategy: When you solve the combination for the chest, it's the same throughout all playthroughs, don't grab any innards until you reach it. One thing to always remember is to not let yourself get flanked by enemies! And when you're getting the Horde Fighter achievement remember that the zombies have a shorter reach than you, so just as long as you don't get too close and keep them far from the boss you'll be fine. I hope this helps you beat the game with your pubes intact!

[Zelda: Lampshade]

:( needs a graphics button

sooooo slow on my computer. So very slow. Good for everything else, though.

[Element Saga ch5 - DEMO]

I'd hope the real version is better than this demo

Graphics were pretty good. I thought the music got annoying after a while. The gameplay was pretty slow, and most moves are useless. One thing that got me was the name. I really don't like the name. This is what you said earlier:
"However most of the names were thought of about 7 years ago I was only like 9"
Then why use them? I don't see why you'd have an attachment over them, and it's horribly uncreative. Like for a book, good authors throw away stories written in their childhood, while bad authors would publish them. Seriously, get better names.

Dizimz responds:

As dumb as the name jalapeno is , It ties to the story though his real name is Gall.
(Mentioned in the full version)
Gall being a type of vexation , or hatred , its also a condition of rough skin , pretty suitable for a reptile
The game play is actually really fast pace , but it tends to lagg online :(