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Brilliant

If we identify strongly with the characters in some movies, then it is no mystery that "The Ultimate Orgy'' is one of the most popular films ever made. It is about a man and a woman who are in love, and who sacrifice love for a higher purpose. This is immensely appealing; the viewer is not only able to imagine winning the love of Chuck Norris or Indiana Jones, but unselfishly renouncing it, as a contribution to the great cause of defeating the Nazis.

It plays like a favorite musical album; the more I know it, the more I like it. The dialogue is so spare and cynical it has not grown old-fashioned. Much of the emotional effect of "The Ultimate Orgy'' is achieved by indirection; as we close the window, we are absolutely convinced that the only thing keeping the world from going crazy is that the problems of little people do after all amount to more than a hill of beans.

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*sniff* That was beautiful.

Great graphics, bad... movie

First off, that show is retarded. Anyone that disagrees is retarded.

With that said, you need to choose to do something else with your talent with graphics. Graphically, you did amazing. But the whole retard show ruined it. If you're going to make a fan animation based on an anime, choose something more respectable like FMA or Evangelion, but only if you have no imagination. Otherwise, come up with your own creation. Make your own characters, your own story, your own world. Be productive, as making a tribute to a bad show isn't very progressive. Sure, it'll help you improve your artistic skills, but it certainly won't improve your imagination, which you will need later on to complement your art. All in all, just avoid DBZ.

It was ok, but surprisingly nothing stood out.

There weren't any that stood out as particularily good, unlike the previous 5 Shades, which had at least one that I'd really like and enjoy. It just really seemed to be worse than the other ones. I didn't really like much the music and art/animation. To be honest, the whole thing was kinda "so-so but you know they tried". Hope I see an improvement in the later installments of the 5 Shades series.

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A very well made game that isn't much fun.

It lacks too many RPG conventions that I'm used to. Just jumping into battles without any intermission doesn't give it any build up. No rising action, besides incrementally more difficult enemies. There's no clear goal, as the enemies (the only other established characters) don't follow a shared overall theme. It all just felt too uncomfortable. I don't want to give it a numerical rating because the art and animation is excellent and I hope you go on to make more games, but there are too many flaws here for me to say I enjoyed myself while playing this game. Please don't jump on the score I'm giving and hate on me for it, because rating it on a linear scale doesn't give it justice.

Effin' Great!

A totally addicting game! I've got done all the achievements except for the one where you need to eat 5 brains. I've beaten the game like 10 times with various characters and there hasn't been enough brains. :(

But anyway, if you're having trouble and you don't have as much patience as I do to figure out the boss strategies and meanwhile you're yanking out your pubes in frustration like I was, here ya go, my personal strategies to beat the bosses:
Boss 1: If you're using a fast character, try to time running back and forth so that you can get the boss to hit himself/his minions with his launch attack. Otherwise just pummeling him will be better.
Boss 2: Bombs away! He doesn't move very fast so bombs work well on him.
Boss 3: Don't make it a priority to make the boss use his rockets on himself. Try to use bombs when he's about to get into a horizontal line with you. Run around a lot.
Boss 4: Try to ignore the hatless dude when he transforms and focus on the hat wearing guy. The hatless dude will counter your attacks ONLY IF you are in range of them. Your character has a longer range so as long as you keep him at weapon's length away you shouldn't get hit once from him (this is after you take out the hat guy).
Boss 5: It took me too many tries to beat him, but I've figured out it's best to try and separate the zombies from the main boss. If you're all clustered together, what's going to happen is a zombie will bite you leaving your vulnerable for the boss to launch his shoop da woop, crippling your health.

Overall strategy: When you solve the combination for the chest, it's the same throughout all playthroughs, don't grab any innards until you reach it. One thing to always remember is to not let yourself get flanked by enemies! And when you're getting the Horde Fighter achievement remember that the zombies have a shorter reach than you, so just as long as you don't get too close and keep them far from the boss you'll be fine. I hope this helps you beat the game with your pubes intact!

:( needs a graphics button

sooooo slow on my computer. So very slow. Good for everything else, though.

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